mujhe bhai maanane wali sabhi ladkiyo ko
Raksha bandhan ki shubhkamnaye
Aur
Nhi maanane wali ladkiya mujhe 14th feb par Msg kar sakti hai

Har ladki tere liye bekarar hai,
Har ladki ko tera intzar hai,
Ye tera koi kamaal nahi,
bus kuch din baad…..

“RAAKHI” ka tyohaar hai.:

!|!|! share fun and joy with friends and girlfriend sending funny Raksha bandhan Jokes 2015 !|!|!

:: Raksha Bandhan Jokes ::

Har Gali Phulo Se Saja Rakhi Hai,
Har Chok Pr Ladkiya Bitha Rakhi Hai,
Jane Kis Gali Se Guzrenge AaP,
Har Ladki K Hath Me Rakhi Thama Rakhi hai…

Happy rakhi.

:: Funny rakhi sms ::

Sbhi frnds ko suchit kia jata hai
k 2 august 2015 ko mobile Band rkhe,
KYO K kuch sararti ldkiya hai
Jo RAKHI sms kr skti hai.
Apki zra c laparwai apko "BHAI" bna skti h.

Hello Bhaiya, how r u? How's life?

Rakhi bhej di hai, mil jayegi.
Mera cell kharab hai isliye me inke cell
se SMS kar rahi hoon. Tumhari pyari behan - Mallika Sherawat

:: Funny rakhi sms ::

Agar aapko koi bhi anjan PARCEL mile to kripiya use na khole usme...
RAKHI ho sakti hai Apki jara si laparvahi apko Bhai bana sakti Hai..
Janhit mai jari .........guys be careful with girls.......

:: Funny rakhi sms ::

Rakhi Ka Tyohar Tha, Rakhi Bandhwane Ko Bhai Taiyar Tha,
Bhai Bola bahna meri ab to rakhi bandh do,Bahna Boli,
Kalai Peechhe karo, Pahale Rupae Hazaar do.

Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa ya jaa rahe ho
aur kisi mahila ke haath mai phool, dhaga, chain ya chamakti
hui koi bhi vastu dekhen. To turant wahan se hat jayen. Yeh
vastu Rakhi ho sakti hai. Aapki zara si laparwahi apko Bhai bana
sakti hai…Janhit mai jaari!!!

Bhaiyo apni kalai bachake rakho. Kyo ki ladkiyo ko breakup ka naya tyohar rakhi jo mil gaya hai.

Na mom ki maar se Na dad k atyachar se Na dosto ki fatkar se Na ldki k inkar se Na chaplo ki bochar se ldke drte h to bas "RAKHI" k tyohar se..

guys free advice rakhi waley din offline hi reho kahi dusey din pata chaley tumhari family list main 1 more sister add ho gayi ..baki app ko choice...

Kya Bataoo Yaaro Meri Kismat Ki Kahani Kuch Is tarah Likhi Gai Jin Hatho Se Gulab Dena Chahta Tha Unhi hatho me vo Rakhi Bandhkar Chali Gai.

Har ladki ko aapka inteezar hai
Har ladki aapke liye bekaraar hai
Har ladki ko aapki aarjoo hai
Yeh aapka koi kamaal nahi
Kuch din baad 'Rakhi' ka tyohar hai.

Kya Bataoo Yaaro
Meri Kismat Ki Kahani
Kuch Is tarah Likhi Gai
Jin Hatho Se Gulab Dena Chahta Tha
Unhi hatho me vo Rakhi Bandhkar Chali Gai. ................funny rakhi sms

Bhagwan kare tujhe bahut pyaar mile
sabhi ladkiyan tujhe baandhe rakhi
tujhe jeevan bhar ka unka saath mile.
Happy Raksha Bandhan.

Rakhi Ko Tyonhar Tha
Rakhi Bandhane Ko Bhai Taiyar Tha
Bhai Bola bahna meri ab to rakhibandh do,
Bahna Boli, Kalai Peechhe karo, Pahale Rupae Hazaar do.............rakhi sms

Kya Bataoo Yaaro
Meri Kismat Ki Kahani
Kuch Is tarah Likhi Gai
Jin Hatho Se Gulab Dena Chahta Tha
Unhi hatho me vo Rakhi Bandhkar Chali Gai. ................funny rakhi sms