Underneath D moon, underneath D stars
Here's a sweet heart just 4 U
Up above D world, up above it all
Here's a hand to hold UR Hand
At Heart all True
D best thing in lyf is wen Girlfriend gets angry wid
u, n say, i wil nvr talk 2 u.
Stil d prsn cums back 2 u juz 2 inform-mai gussa hun.!!
Best SMS for best friend ever:
True friends may not be able to give their life for U.
They can definitely giv ur life back to U, when U think U have lost it.
Unknown call on a guys mobile. A girl speaks.
Girl: do u have a girlfriend?
Man: yes who r u?
Girl: your wife jaldi ghar aa kaminey
Another unknown call comes
Girl: do you have a girlfriend?
Man: no who r you?
Girl: your girlfriend you cheat
Man: sorry darling i thought u r my wife
Girl: teri wife hi hoon aaj tu bas ghar aa ja
A lovely thought:
"Death is not the greatest loss in life"
"The greatest loss is when relationship dies between two people while they are still alive"..
Heart says to eyes "don't see more" because
you see & I suffer.
Eye answered to heart "don't think more" because you feel and I cry.
Thats the relation.
How Beautifull y God Keeps On Adding,
One More Day In Our Life!!
Not Only Because U Need It...
Because Some One Else Need U Everyday..
'YOU' knw whats the greatst thing dat I NEVR WANT 2 MISS
at anytym in my life?
Its the 1st word of this SMS.
Don't look back now.. Guess it.. ---<@ Love u forever
Dekho mausam kitna suhana hai,Thandi thandi fizao ka aana jana hai,Kuch sms kar liya karo dost,Is balnce se kya apni shaadi ka card chapwana hai?
Nafrat na karna kabhi hamse
ham a seh nahi payenge
Bus 1 bar keh dena k zarurat nahi tum jaise dost ki
aap ki kasam apko peetne apke ghar tak chale ayenge..
Dub jati H kastiyan jb ate Hai tufan,
Yaden reh jati Hai bichad jate h insan.
Yad rakhoge to bahut karib paoge,
Bhul jaoge to beta bahut maar khaoge
Latest News from Hell:
Osama the newcomer in hell was ragged by his senior
The only thing we can learn in English College during
serious lectures is...
typing msgs widout looking at d cellphones.
A simple but Best joke:- An applicant was filling out
a job application.
When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote, "No."
"Confidence helps to set some Aim.
But,Self Confidence helps 2 achieve that Aim".
So Never lose self confidence..
You were born to win, but to be a winner, you must plan to win, prepare to win, and expect to win. – Zig Ziglar
Ek frnd- yar asman kitna bada hai? Dusra usko apne gale lga kar bola, "ISS SE CHOTA HAI." coz nthing is bigger than FRIEND'S LOVE..
:: Hindi Love sms ::
Ishq me aise arma bhi hote hain,
Khuli ankhon me bhi khwab hote hain.
Gam me hi ashq behte hain,
Par hansti ankhon me bhi shailab hote hain.
12 Sardar 12 Car Mein,
12 Baj Ke 12 min 12 Sec Pe,
12vi Gali Mein,
12ve Cinema Hall Mein,
Kaunsi Film Dekhne Gaye.?
Yeh Waqt Hamara Hai.
Mazbur Kr Deti H Dosti Hmari Warna
Jitne Tum Kanjus Ho Dil Krta H
Blank sms Bhi N Karu
(',')/ "Oye! Feel Kro
/( ( Beizati Ho
_/ \_Rahi Hai.
Lakho Me 1 Ho Aap
Sweet Me Cake Ho Aap
DiL k Nek Ho Aap
Hr Dost Ko Overtake Ho Aap
Apse Koi Rista Tod Nhi Skte Hum
Qki Mere Apno Me 1 Ho Aap
Khushi Ke Liye kuchh KaroGe Toh,
Khushi Shayad Na Mile,
Lekin Khush Hoke Kuchh KaroGe Toh,
Khushi Zarur Milegi..!!
Muskan Ka Koi Mol Nahi Hota,
Kuchh Rishto Ka Tol Nahi Hota,
Dost To Mil Jate Hai Har Raste Par,
Lekin Har Koi Aapki Tarah ~``Anmol``~ Nhi Hota.!!
Phool Se Pahle Khushbu Ko To Dekho,
Karne Se Pahle Kaam Ko Dekho,
Kisi k Roop Me Diwana Na Bano,
Surat Se Pahle Uske DiL Ko To Dekho.!!
ek makhkhi ganje aadmi k sir pe baithi thi,
dusre ne kaha- wah! Kya ghar mila tujhe,
1st makhkhi- nahi re, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai.
best Love song by a software engineer very funny must
kal jab mile the....
To dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...
Your file not found!
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+ del kar doonga...
Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye....
Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double click karo...
Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke i don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
no more disk space. Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka ho server down
tanhai to tanhai hoti hai,
apna farz jarur ada karti hai,
pyar ki trah bewafa nahi hoti,
zindgi bhar k liye saath rahti hai.
"Zindagi" me ek baat hamesha yaad
kisi ke saath "Pyar me mazak" zarur kar
Lekin kabhi kisi ke sath
"mazak me pyar" mat karna. Its Realy Hurts
Mera saath na de koi, chalna mujhe aata hai,
Har Aag se Wakif hoon, jalnaa mujhe aata hai.
Gubber:- are o sambha
ye kon log hai re jo
sms/msgs ka jawab nhi de rahe....?
Sambha:- sardar ye wo log hai
jo missed call karne ke baad bi
apna balance check karte hai.
Waqt Se Larkar Jo Nasib Badal
De, Insan Wahi Hai Jo Takdir
Badal De, Kal Kya Hoga Ye Kavi
Na Socho, Kya Pata Kal Waqt
Khud Apni Tasveer Badal De..!.................best positive sms
Ye sms app best friends ko forward karo agar apko 6 sms
same aaye to its true…
My_______Made Me Special..??
01: Àwesome Eyes
Santa -Jab bhi wife mera
photo apne mobile se click karti hai
mujhe bahut daar lagta hai.
aaj kal OLX aur quikr ki bahut
ads bahut aati hai na.
Music channels par sms karke apne girlfriend ko songs
karna bhi patthar par "Raj loves riya" likhne se kam nahi h
Pahle log beta ke liye taraste the but aajkal FAST 3G DATA ke liye
Aajkal log mandir me chappal bhi esi jagah utarte hai
jaha se bhagwan bhi dekhe or chappal bhi
Punch Of The Day
Once A Man Asked God
Why all girls are so cute & sweet
And all wifes are always angry?
God answered :
Girls are made by me…
And you make them wife’s!!!
1 talent test me puchha gaya,
Agr apki shadi judwa behan me se
kisi ek k sath ho jaye to aap apni
wife ko kaise pehchanoge ??
Best ans- Hum Q Pehchaane?
In a hospital ICU patients died in d same bed every Sunday
between 9 to 10 AM
Doctors thought it is something super natural event
Worldwide Expert team was formed to investigate d cause
Next sunday, at 9 AM, all doctors stood around that bed & waiting to see what it was…???
Then suddenly Munnibai (Part time Sunday sweeper) entered d ICU, unplugged the Life Support system of that bed & plugged her Mobile Charger!!
Girl to doctor: I am sweet 16 sir.....
My skin is sillky soft N sensitive.....
I am very fairrrrr
mein raat ko kya laga kar soya karun?
Doctor: Lock your door well before you sleep....
Never make a women cry…
There is nothing more expensive than a female tear….
When a single drop comes out,
It 1st mixes with
‘Loreal’ eyeliner (Rs.650) &
‘Dior’ mascara (Rs.2500)..
Then when it rolls down the cheek, it mixes with
‘D&G’ blusher (Rs.2500)…
finally when it touches the lips, it gets mixed with
‘Maybelline’ lipstick (Rs.350)…
This means that a single drop is ruining cost Rs.6000!!
Tohfa Wó Jó Kisika Yadgar Bàn Jayé
Chàhat Wó Jó kisika Pyar Bàn Jayé
Dil Na Dhukhana Tum KisiKa Apni Baató Sé
Dosti Wó Jó Kisika Aitbar Bàn Jayé.
Aaj sabse bari kurbani wah hoti hai jab
hum phone charging se nikal kar
kisi aur ka phone laga de.............best jokes on mobile
Aaj ke jamane me satsang usi sant ka badiya rehta hai!
Jiske pandal me garm garm puri-jalebi aur adrak wali chai mile!
After completing MBA...
a Student tóók his GF to his Hóme.
Father: Whó is She?
"Campus Selection" ..........best jokes on MBA student 2015